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• There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex,… — Karen Armstrong
• I would love to go on 'MasterChef'. But while I really like cooking, I'm doubtful anyone would ever want to… — Ed Balls
• I love cooking. It's one of my favorite things to do. To share my parents' recipes that I grew up… — Lance Bass
• I just signed to do my next book with Ecco Press, a new primer or encyclopedia. This will be my… — Mario Batali
• I don't like gourmet cooking or 'this' cooking or 'that' cooking. I like good cooking. — James Beard
• A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard
• Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. — Ludwig van Beethoven
• I work very hard at relationships. I've done the thing of being home. I worked all day and came home… — Jacqueline Bisset
• I love eating shabu-shabu in Japan - a kind of beef hotpot. But if you're talking about authentic, traditional food,… — Andrea Bocelli
• You know, from age 17 on, my paycheck was coming from cooking and working in kitchens. — Anthony Bourdain
• The cooking profession, while it's a noble craft and a noble calling, 'cause you're doing something useful - you're feeding… — Anthony Bourdain
• My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit… — Tom Brady

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