Digestion Quote by Steven Magee

Why do I always sit by men on a plane that have bad gas. Yes. Sir, I can smell it.

— Tamera Mowry

“Faeces by any other name would smell as gross”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Those who experience symptoms complain of abdominal pain, nausea, diarrhea, constipation, and intestinal distress. Some people, however, don’t experience obvious signs of gastrointestinal trouble,…

— David Perlmutter

“Talking about unpleasant things during a meal is not good for digestion, not good for health.”

— Betty Jamie Chung

“For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can reasonably assume…

— Scott Adams

“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355”

— Keith Bradford

“You’d think you’d know when something smells bad; But if you’ve lived among sewage your whole life, bad smells are normal. Everything else seems…

— Melissa Abigail

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

My farts smell like they shit their pants.

— Green Monk

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

— John Witherspoon

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

— Nick Kroll

“Constipation predominant IBS - The methane connection.”

— Norman Robillard