Funny Quote by Kate Carlisle Download Open image ““So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?”” — Kate Carlisle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Kate-carlisle Robin
“Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“We’ll start on the ruins when you come back.” “Looks like a big job.” “Those are the most important.” — Valerie Dunsmore Copy Share Image
“You have a very prickly exterior that needs to be navigated very carefully. Kind of like a really sexy cactus.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“What’re you doing? Collecting the straight, super-macho Village People?” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“La mu’axsa, but I think I’ll just keep sliding down this greased pole to hell?” — V.S. Carnes Copy Share Image
“I was becoming aware that a good life was not some Shangri-La waiting to be stumbled upon. One constructed it from the materials at… — Peter Korn Copy Share Image
“... I spent whole afternoons at Bon Marché looking at pullovers, there was no sense in going on like that.” — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“Derek,” I said after a moment, “have you ever noticed that women can be really stupid?” He put his arm around my shoulders. “And… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“I needed another sibling the way I needed a sixth toe. Or a twelfth toe. You know, an extra one on each foot. Never… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“I had to say it gave me a warm feeling to picture Meredith Winslow spending twenty years or so in an ill fitting orange… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“An artist can try and pretend he is not following rules, but let's remember that nature itself provides rules. Gravity for instance.” — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“Well, that was embarrassing. There was nothing wrong with talking to the voices in my head--unless everyone else was listening in.” — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“If my life were a book, I would have masking tape holding my hinges together. My pages would be loose, my edges tattered and… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“She wore leopard-skin leggings, a tight black turtleneck sweater and sparkly red heels. I don't make this stuff up.” — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“He'd once explained that when he was a boy his very proper parents had forbidden him and his brothers to curse in the house… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“She came across as charming and efficient, but problems erupted as soon as she started. Two of my best people threatened to quit, so… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
“Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the… — Kate Carlisle Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
