Brooklyn Quote by Kate Carlisle

“Derek,” I said after a moment, “have you ever noticed that women can be really stupid?” He put his arm around my shoulders. “And…

— Kate Carlisle

“I needed another sibling the way I needed a sixth toe. Or a twelfth toe. You know, an extra one on each foot. Never…

— Kate Carlisle

“Never waste, never worry”

— Kate Carlisle

“So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?”

— Kate Carlisle

“Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders.”

— Kate Carlisle

“An artist can try and pretend he is not following rules, but let's remember that nature itself provides rules. Gravity for instance.”

— Kate Carlisle

“Well, that was embarrassing. There was nothing wrong with talking to the voices in my head--unless everyone else was listening in.”

— Kate Carlisle

“If my life were a book, I would have masking tape holding my hinges together. My pages would be loose, my edges tattered and…

— Kate Carlisle

“She wore leopard-skin leggings, a tight black turtleneck sweater and sparkly red heels. I don't make this stuff up.”

— Kate Carlisle

“He'd once explained that when he was a boy his very proper parents had forbidden him and his brothers to curse in the house…

— Kate Carlisle

“She came across as charming and efficient, but problems erupted as soon as she started. Two of my best people threatened to quit, so…

— Kate Carlisle

“Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the…

— Kate Carlisle