Quote by Steven D. Levitt

My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call me woman.”…

— Terry Pratchett

Confound my genteel upbringing! I could not think of any name foul enough to call him.

— Nancy Springer

“The bastard—no other name was necessary, from now on the man formerly known as J.D. would simply be called The Bastard, The Prick, or…

— Julie James

“I’m Jammer.” “What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous “It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a…

— Jennifer Foor

My son don't have to say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud. He don't have to be called those crazy names.

— James Brown

In school, nobody could pronounce my name. They just called me Rocky.

— Raquel Welch

It's spelled, like, S-E-R-G. I always thought it would be funny if I called my son 'Sir.' Like calling your daughter 'Ma'am,' or something…

— Pamela Adlon

“Some kid was shoving muggles. Marijuana, Dad. We call it—” “I know the names,” Byrnes said.”

— Ed McBain

I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else.

— Mike Judge

“MirkerLurker: What’s wrong with the name Wallace? Apocalypse_Cow: it’s, uh. emmersmacks: Its silly as hell MirkerLurker: Wallace isn’t a silly name! Apocalypse_Cow: it makes…

— Francesca Zappia

My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called me Shnizneckely.…

— Louis C. K

Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.

— Anonymous