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“Buying kids booze was against the law but hell, it wasn’t the worst thing he’d done. After that, it turned into a thing—they’d see…

— Monica Drake

Jeb Bush admitted that he smoked a notable amount of pot in school. He said, 'You would too if your parents had named you…

— Conan O'Brien

“But it is difficult to believe that the "pot"-smokers of today, the weary dotards who wander listlessly round our cities and universities, are the…

— Anonymous

“Frank was pretty goddamn sure that Mr. and Mrs. Marijuana were not having date night at a gun range with a crate full of…

— T.M. Smith

“Roland G. Fryer Jr., while discussing his names research on a radio show, took a call from a black woman who was upset with…

— Steven D. Levitt

“When you name your child after a grotesque gigantic creature known for slaughtering hundreds of innocents for the sole purpose of entertainment (okay so…

— Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“I know'd my name to be Magwitch, chrisen'd Abel. How did I know it? Much as I know'd the birds' names in the hedges…

— Charles Dickens

I occasionally borrow pot from my kids. They do a little weed occasionally. 'Here, Dad' — or more likely, 'Dad, have you got any?'

— Keith Richards

“My dad gave her the finger, went down to town hall, and took the name of the person in line ahead of him. He…

— Graham Parke

“Casso the son detested the nickname, simmering with rage at anyone who used it, although he allowed a handful of close accomplices to refer…

— Selwyn Raab

“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyeballs on beer, and the kid was waving the weed…

— Carsten Stroud

“We know you didn’t make it as a cop. We know you have a small gambling problem and a big drinking problem.” “Actually, it’s…

— Adam Pepper