Audience Quote by Steve Martin

“People in coats and ties were milling around the Talley gallery, and on the wall were the minimally rendered still lifes by Giorgio Morandi,…

— Steve Martin

Writing is something I took up rather than anything I had an inclination toward. I like acting -delivering someone else's message - but writing…

— Steve Martin

“It was easy to be great. Every entertainer has a night when everything is clicking. These nights are accidental and statistical: Like lucky cards…

— Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

— Steve Martin

“And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank…

— Steve Martin

I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear. Fear, fear,…

— Steve Martin

“Be undeniably good.”

— Steve Martin

When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me.

— Steve Martin

Only then does he realize what he has done to Mirabelle, how wanting a square inch of her and not all of her has…

— Steve Martin

“Lacey was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized. Alone, she was…

— Steve Martin

At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me, your emotions…

— Steve Martin

You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.

— Steve Martin