Blonde Quote by Stephenie Meyer

Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the bottom of a pool.

— Jacob Black

You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. -Jacob Black

— The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

How do you keep a Blonde busy? Give the Blonde a piece of paper that has the words 'Turn Over' on both sides!

— Anonymous

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

— Heidi Klum

Well, whatever I am, I am the blonde!

— Marilyn Monroe

“Really, you talk long enough to a blonde who wants to be a brunette, pretty soon, you stop talking self-image and send her to…

— shukyou

Was the girl made a blonde on purpose??

— Alla

“I had a dream that I had brown hair…I woke up and ran to the mirror…Phew! I’m still a blonde.”

— Starley Ard

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But…

— Charlaine Harris

I'm blonde and bad.

— Ivana Milicevic

Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn’t last long in nature. They’re too conspicuous.

— Margaret Atwood

The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense.

— Caity Lotz