"Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth……" — Stephen King

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• The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if… — George Carlin
• My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring… — Kevin Spacey
• I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes! — Mel Brooks
• My dad used to tell me 'opinions are like assholes, everybody has one' — Miley Cyrus
• In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place! — The Undertaker
• I've only been an asshole to assholes! — Harlan Ellison
• The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell. — Gerard Way
• You try to make the world a better place and what does it get you? I mean, Christ, how the… — Daniel Clowes
• Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated. — Robert I. Sutton
• Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. — Mike Dirnt
• I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s… — Merrill Markoe
• And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name… — George Carlin

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