Quote by Stephen King

I have a well-documented obsession with spoons.

— Chris Morocco

“I found an online knife store. I'd rather go and pick one up so that I had it today, but then I noticed they…

— Marshall Thornton

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.

— Will Ferrell

A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.

— Homer

Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did

— Theodore Zeldin

There is a lot of talk now about metal detectors and gun control. Both are good things. But they are no more a solution…

— Anna Quindlen

No spoon has yet destroyed a mouth, but the knife of war cuts portions that are hard to swallow. Perhaps the big mouths of…

— Franz Grillparzer

The only people who use them [so-called assault weapons] are mass murderers.

— Charles Schumer

I think that we should ban so-called junk guns. I think we should ban assault weapons like the weapons used here [in Fort Worth],…

— Al Gore

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.

— George Orwell

I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in…

— Molly Ivins

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone…

— Molly Ivins