Religion Quote by Stephen King

It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.

— Stephen King

“Men laugh because God laughs, and right now, God is laughing at you.”

— Traci L. Slatton

“The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and (Republicans have) got guns. Will we die laughing?”

— Thomas M. Disch

“Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the…

— Jarod Kintz

“in terror. I believe that Satan cannot bear to hear the sound of God’s people laughing. Godly joy is one of our greatest weapons.”

— Surprise Sithole

“There’s a gun in your desk. It’s fully loaded.” “How do you know?” His frown deepens. “I checked it yesterday.” “I don’t want you…

— E L James

“Gentlemen, why do you not laugh? With the fearful strain that is upon me day and night, if I did not laugh, I should…

— Abraham Lincoln

“My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh…

— C. JoyBell C

“Men can laugh God out of schools, out of books, and even out of their lives, but man cannot laugh Him out of his…

— Dan DeHaan

“Laughter is the deadliest weapon of all: with laughter you can murder anything, even murder.”

— Evgeny Zamjatin

- I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! - No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because…

— Terry Pratchett

A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.

— Anonymous