Quote by Stephen King

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

— Joan Rivers

“I was eight when I moved to Florida, and I thought, “Oh great, the retirement capital of the world. I’ll be dead within a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Regrettably, all the people I know in Florida don't know about anything outside their great country. Plus they expect everyone to understand what they're…

— Alan Sugar

“This is Florida, where they're cool about putting people to death”

— Patricia Engel

“Plenty of things in the universe are old, my dear. That's like saying Florida is a metaphor for hell because they're both hot -…

— Sammy Nickalls

“Only old retired coots and gold-digging bimbos live in Florida.”

— Dean Koontz

“If a theme runs through the history of Florida, it is this: something's great, and someone comes along to mess it up.”

— Eliot Kleinberg

I think everybody that grows up in Florida, you've got a little chip on your shoulder. It's not as bad as people think it…

— Benjamin Booker

Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer…

— Douglas Coupland

“Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet pussy, not even a…

— Arthur Graham

Florida was a cultural void growing up there in the seventies.

— Kelly Reichardt

I grew up in a retirement community in Florida.

— Megan Boone