Quote by Dean Koontz Download Open image ““Only old retired coots and gold-digging bimbos live in Florida.”” — Dean Koontz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Florida's full of old people-they don't call it God's waiting room for nothing-but precious few of em grew up here.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I was eight when I moved to Florida, and I thought, “Oh great, the retirement capital of the world. I’ll be dead within a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Regrettably, all the people I know in Florida don't know about anything outside their great country. Plus they expect everyone to understand what they're… — Alan Sugar Copy Share Image
No state income tax, no snow, lots of golf courses, and ready-made gated communities make Florida an irresistible place for seniors - the ones… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
“I was looking at buying a home when I lived in Florida in 2009. I was looking at homes next to the Peace River… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Plenty of things in the universe are old, my dear. That's like saying Florida is a metaphor for hell because they're both hot -… — Sammy Nickalls Copy Share Image
“Those retirement villa ladies are wild. They truly believe that growing older just gives them a license to be bolder.” — Meredith Potts Copy Share Image
“A lot of that, "Have you ever noticed that [specific Florida player] is like the [dated cultural reference] version of [obscure player from the… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“To Florida -- its dreamers, its builders, its mavericks, and its scoundrels. (Sometimes all four at.)” — Beatriz Williams Copy Share Image
“This kind of derangement is emblematic of humankind. Grave faults are said to be only eccentricities, and imperfections are routinely celebrated as mere differences… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“He often remembered his dad's admonition that envy was mental theft. If you coveted another man's possessions, Dad said, then you should be willing… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
But victimhood was seductive, a release from responsibility and caring. Fear would be transmuted into weary resignation; failure would no longer generate guilt but,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
What really holds their marriage together are mutual respect of an awesome depth, a shared sense of humor, faith that they were brought together… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Her mother said that three great powers kept the universe going. The first and the strongest was God. Each of the two additional powers… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“To one degree or another, I have been happy most of my life, in part because the world has infinite charms if you wish… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“This life is just a bootcamp, to test and toughen us, to prepare us for the next life of service in some great adventure.… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“A madman should have a madman’s laugh, not the warm chuckle of a favorite uncle.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Anger was a reliable defense, but one that allowed no chance of final victory. Anger was a medicine but never a cure, briefly numbing… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is predetermined for us, and yet all our possible choices are threads in the vast weave of things, so that we have free… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“In fact, time teaches us that the musical score of life oscillates between that of Psycho and that of The Sound of Music, with… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image