Eiffel tower Quote by Stephen Kelman

“I don’t even know what to say.” Aeron. “I do. Fuck.” Paris.”

— Gena Showalter

“...Next thing I know you've run off to Paris and thrown yourself under the nearest Frenchman-”

— Nicholls David

“Some good things did come out of France, but the place has become unbearably Gaulish don’t you think?”

— Peter Murphy

“On the plane from Paris I heard a man say, “The first thing I’m going to do when I get home is order a…

— David Sedaris

“Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Teddy: Hey, I'm French, okay? Chris: Your garbage cans are empty…

— Stephen King

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Surley, they couldn't be French? He tried French anyway, 'Parlay buffon say?”

— Terry Pratchett

“As the French say, who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“... No one ever truly conquers the French.”

— Vivian LeMay

“...Fran? Frances Hill, you stop that right now! What the devil's got into you? Ada, you should be ashamed! Braying like a mule, you…

— Jennifer Donnelly

“...a French lieutenant, who had been long enough out of France to forget his own language, but not long enough in England to learn…

— Henry Fielding

“Don't piss on my Utopia.”

— Theresa Weir