Quote by Stephen Fry

“I’m not even tone deaf, that’s the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. I’M NOT EVEN TONE FUCKING DEAF. I’m tone DUMB.”

— Stephen Fry

“One of the best things about being deaf is that you can't hear anyone talking smack about you.”

— Ashley Fiorek

“I'm not even capable of an auditory response; my vocal cords have shorted out and my jaw has dropped to the floor. Raunch-y.”

— Marissa Carmel

“What shouldn't be heard by little ears shouldn't be said by big mouths!”

— Hermine B. Horman

“By the way, if you knew how you sounded when you hissed, you wouldn't do it: you sound like such berks when you do…

— Christopher Hitchens

I am tone deaf.

— Rachelle Lefevre

“and beeping, obviously sure that I was either too stupid or too deaf to hear the racket.”

— Mary Higgins Clark

“In complete silence you can’t hear a thing. Just ask a deaf person—but ask them with your fingers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“His voice... my nipples are like tuning forks responding to that pitch – that purrrrr.”

— Poppet

“It was very bad for me that my deafness happened at around the same time as I discovered my clitoris.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“I am strong and human with a mouth that works like a man’s and a more intelligible brain, and I demand to be heard.”

— Caroline George

“Listen, you've got two ears and one mouth, they've got the majority so shut up.”

— Paul Colman