"Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university……" — Stephen Colbert

More Alumni Quotes

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• We win or the alumni bash in our teeth. (On the dental plan at NC State) — Jim Valvano
• ...Started by missionaries in 1841, Punahou Academy had grown into a prestigious prep school, an incubator for island elites...It hadn't… — Barack Obama
• I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently. — Joely Fisher
• If giving points to some students to achieve greater diversity is a quota system in violation of the Constitution, how… — Adam Schiff
• Are you telling me that the polite little note I sent my college alumni magazine has, by some unbeknownst series… — Frank Bruni
• At times God's best pupils experience the most rigorous and continuous courses. Eventually those who prove to be men of… — Neal A. Maxwell
• Doing away with separate black colleges meets resistance from alumni and other blacks. — Constance Baker Motley
• I think the success of any school can be measured by the contribution the alumni make to our national life. — John F. Kennedy
• Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking… — Calvin Trillin
• Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he… — Jon Stewart
• The alumni of Second City from John Belushi to Martin Short have changed my entire life and brought a new… — Bernie Brillstein
• I've been excited since I received a phone call from Paul Holmgren inviting me to represent the Flyers and Flyer… — Eric Lindros

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