"I teach Sunday school, motherf*****." — Stephen Colbert

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• Never bully anyone because Karma has everyone’s address and a motherf**king stamp! — Lady Gaga
• I'm not f-ing Justin Bieber, you motherf-ers! — Billie Joe Armstrong
• I love Fidel Castro, I respect Fidel Castro, you know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel… — Ozzie Guillen
• Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams
• You're going to come across a lot of shitty band, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of… — Gerard Way
• Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if… — Greg Behrendt
• When there's 2 shortcuts to a destination and you disagree with your friends choice, to prove your point, both split… — Melchor Lim
• His flow cold as a shoulder of a broke diggin hoe, as a broke n*gga approaches, told ya I'm focused… — J. Cole
• I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and… — Kenny Powers
• Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf... — Jessie J
• We the holy celebrating, number one, one. No they can't stop us, they can't fade us they can't drop us,… — Pac Div
• Im into different broads, f-cking in foreign cars. Wizard of OZ, tear coloured Benz, I aint got a heart, No… — Tyga

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