Quote by Snooki Download Open image “I mean if I was a guy, I would f*ck Paula. Hello, she's hot.” — Snooki ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Randy said I could call him for anything, Paula said that she loved me and said how much of a star I was. Simon… — LaToya London Copy Share Image
'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' and Paula are alternatives to what we, as plus-size women in America, have been told is our narrative, which is, you should… — Donna Lynne Champlin Copy Share Image
If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Thats what I need, a hot girl is a jazzy bitch I'd take her any day for a classy bitch. — BG Copy Share Image
I understand... shes funnier, shes prettier, shes better. its okay I wouldnt want me either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paula Deen is a human being. She deserves forgiveness and a chance at redemption as much as anyone else. America is about redemption. — Don Lemon Copy Share Image
I'm a R.O.C.K star and I can play with that pussy like I play my guitar. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its… — Snooki Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it. — Snooki Copy Share Image
![“If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she…” quote by Pete Wentz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0ad/pete-wentz-1891_beats_if-jessica-simpson-looks-hot-in-somethin_349048.jpg)
