Better Quote by Simon Amstell

Who's this Simon, and why should I do what he says?

— Anonymous

It would be one of the best things ever to get paid for handing out Simon Cowell-style insults for the day. I dont think…

— Robert Pattinson

When I watched American Idol, I always thought Simon was the most realistic. Simon's like, It was absolutely horrid. That's what they tell in…

— Toni Braxton

While Paul Simon is revered, I don't think people get how deep he is. I love the guy. He comes from that early street-harmony,…

— Dion DiMucci

Simon is cool. You know, it's different if you ever see him around his mom. He acts totally different.

— Ruben Studdard

“Pretend Simon Cowell's watching & criticising you 24/7.
 Brutal [solid] honesty will guide you to greatness. Until you know better, suck it up Cupcake!”

— Lisa Goldin

Lets play simon say, simon says shut the fuck up

— Anonymous

I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than chop it…

— Cassandra Clare

Simon Cowell is tight. That's why he's so successful - he's able to keep his money to himself.

— Niall Horan

I've always maintained a good relationship with Simon Cowell, and obviously I have a great respect for him, and his show provided me with…

— James Arthur

Simon and I are good pals. We're friends except when we walk out on 'The X Factor,' he always has a go at me.…

— Louis Walsh

I like Simon Cowell - look at how many great artists have come out of the U.K. because of him.

— George Benson