"You have to make a joke every 10–15……" — Silvio Berlusconi
"You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale."
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Silvio Berlusconi
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45 Quotes by Silvio Berlusconi
Silvio Berlusconi has 45 quotes on this site.
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The link between my experience as an entrepreneur and that of a politician is all in one word: freedom.
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I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring,…
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The political tradition of ancient thought, filtered in Italy by Machiavelli, says one thing clearly: every prince needs allies, and…
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These monstrous criminals have demonstrated a vile and brutal affront against humanity.
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I tell you the truth: if I lived in a country where there was no day appointed for elections, I…
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I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful…
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I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest.
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It's better to like beautiful girls than to be gay.
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When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70%…
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I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself…
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Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.
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The life in Italy is the life of a wealthy country: consumptions haven't diminished, it's hard to find seats on…
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More Joke Quotes
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one of 1,327 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
— Aristotle
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If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
— Lance Armstrong
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As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
— Michelle Bachelet
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to…
— Roseanne Barr
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Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and…
— James M. Barrie
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In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
— Lynda Barry
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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
— Theodor Adorno
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
— Lewis Black
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People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down…
— Linda Blair
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I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.
— Sara Blakely
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the…
— Michael Bloomberg
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