Granny Quote by Silas House

“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore”

— Chrissie Swan

“I still don’t have a turkey, Mason. It slid across the floor of the Piggly Wiggly and knocked over a tower of canned sweet…

— Denise Grover Swank

“I said, "If we were good always would we be happy always?" "No," said Grandmother. "Then I shall be bad.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“As a matter of fact, life starts to feel mighty long when all you eat is turkey bacon and egg whites and a side…

— George Takei

“But, as my sister says, ‘there must always be poor people so that now that I’m rich I can shit on them.”

— Marcel Proust

“She said that perhaps it was not so easy to be very rich; that if any one had so many things always, one might…

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

“I don't envy her much, in spite of her money, for after all rich people have about as many worries as poor ones, I…

— Louisa May Alcott

“I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.”

— Charles Bukowski

“My mom often said "We're not poor, we just don't have much money.”

— Les Cochran

“He who desires is always poor.”

— Claudius

“Instead I learned that the poor usually stay poor. That the young rich smell the stink of the poor and learn to find it…

— Charles Bukowski

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz