Bacon Quote by George Takei

“Once gave up meat for 6 months, but was broken by the smell of turkey bacon.”

— Marti Dumas

“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore”

— Chrissie Swan

“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?”

— Julia Quinn

“Turkey Bacon. It's like saying "shoot" instead of "shit." It just doesn't quite carry the moment.”

— George Takei

“Her granny used to say, We've always been poor as Job's turkey and most likely always will be.”

— Silas House

“And chickens and the breads, too!”

— J.M. Darhower

“The end of starvation is quite delicious.”

— Lisa Renee Jones

“A wry smile crossed Havens’ lips. Pork here in an overwhelmingly Muslim population was a stupid thought, even for self-talk. OK, turkey bacon.”

— J.T. Patten

“With his total cholesterol over250 and his weight not far behind, there were no more Philly cheesesteaks, fries, and a large soda sitting in…

— Lisa Unger

“There are winnings in bringing home the bacon that is a great manifestation of superiority in its entirety.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“. . . distant as the death of grocery chickens.”

— Rodney Jones

“This is Village Of The Damned type stuff but with killer turkeys instead of freaky blonde kids. Oh my gosh! It's a killer turkey…

— Louise Nicks