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From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

— Anonymous

“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,…

— Orson Scott Card

“Do you not see the tragic irony in killing Rudolph to get into the Christmas parade?”

— Jill S. Alexander

“Missing a nose. With these children Santa has to be careful not to ask, "And what would you like for Christmas?”

— David Sedaris

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland

“Christmastime was coming. I didn’t even know what that was. I was six years old, and had never had a Christmas.”

— Russell Vann

“It sounded a bit like his mother, a woman who’d lied to him about the existence of Santa Claus and was therefore not to…

— Tom Holt

The truth is, I would do anything for Alan Rudolph. If he asked me to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels, I…

— Lesley Ann Warren

“Why did the reindeer fly over the mountain? Answer: Because he couldn't fly under it.”

— Andrew Miller

“Dear Santa, WTF...”

— Darynda Jones

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

“It didn’t matter what anyone said; Christmas without snow was just wrong.”

— Elena Aitken