Gags Quote by Sia Furler

Animation is about timing; movement or lack of movement, often in time with music. These are the tools which make it's visual gags work,…

— John Rozum

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't…

— Eddie Murphy

How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'?

— A. J. Jacobs

In the name of religious freedom, relativists have banished religion from the public square. They say they have to destroy public displays of religion…

— Robert H. Knight

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in.

— Gary Gulman

If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her?

— Nicky Campbell

The gag rule is, is that if any program receiving United States funding for Family Planning cannot mention, cannot speak the word "abortion" in…

— Eleanor Smeal

The fascinating thing about the studio was that there was no story department. They would put a little notice up on the bulletin board…

— Walter Lantz

In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer has maybe…

— Mark Waid

I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?'

— Edgar Wright

Kentucky Gag Order is a great band, there's stuff here and there that you catch that is cool.

— Eyedea

I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing…

— Holly Black

Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of…

— Will Rogers

When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a little piece.…

— Amber Rose

I think the strangest thing probably is when I went to Japan, and I don't know what the hell I was eating, but there…

— Cassandra Peterson