"What if your GPS spoke in Professor Snape's……" — Sheryne Brooks
"What if your GPS spoke in Professor Snape's voice? You'd hear things like, How very like your father you are, you arrogant fool; he would have missed that turn as well... and, There will be no foolish lane-crossing or silly exit-taking for two miles...."
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42 Quotes by Sheryne Brooks
Sheryne Brooks has 42 quotes on this site.
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name?…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful!…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell!…
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More Arrogant Quotes
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one of 477 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I never went to university. I'm self-educated. I didn't go because I was too impatient, too arrogant.
— John Banville
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No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility.
— Simone de Beauvoir
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Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take…
— Justin Bieber
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I don't expect people to get me. That would be quite arrogant. I think there are a lot of people…
— Bjork
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It is not an arrogant government that chooses priorities, it's an irresponsible government that fails to choose.
— Tony Blair
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Brian Cox is the nicest guy, but he's so arrogant.
— Danny Boyle
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If America is too arrogant, too prideful to repent, it's not the kind of country that God wants it to…
— Tony Campolo
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I was a controversial figure on my reservation when I was a kid. I was mouthy and opinionated and arrogant.…
— Sherman Alexie
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Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead.…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I don't believe in talking about my work. I let it speak for itself. I'd rather make money than just…
— Shailender Singh
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Microsoft has gotten so big that it can put out a Preview that will install itself without checking first to…
— Jerry Pournelle
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If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.
— Sun Tzu
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