Dad Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Do Mom and Dad know you’re dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I’ll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric)”
“Do Mom and Dad know you’re dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I’ll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric)”
![“And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad. If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call 'em. Don't text. Don't email. Call them on the phone. Tell 'em you love 'em, and thank them, and…” quote by J.K. Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a86/j-k-simmons-43518_alive_and-if-i-may-call-your-mom-everybody-i-v_2938774.jpg)
