Quote by Shelly Crane Download Open image ““Turtles can breathe through their butts”” — Shelly Crane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Turtles are not the innocent, harmless creatures everyone thinks they are. Mark my words. They’re secretly planning to take over the world. And then… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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“During dinner a sea turtle stopped by for a visit. At three or four feet in length... the turtle swam alongside for about twenty… — Tori Murden Mcclure Copy Share Image
“The rest of his body is unmemorable, and he's also a turtle-he lies on his back and gets stuck there, immobile.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image
“What would it be like to be a turtle inside a shell hit by hailstones?” — Naomi Shihab Nye Copy Share Image
“More humans should acquire the quality of the turtle. He makes more progress only when he sticks his neck out.” — Mitch Kynock Copy Share Image
“It's turtles all the way fucking down, Holmesy. You're trying to find the turtle at the bottom of the pile, but that's not how… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Sometimes he reminded me of a turtle hiding inside its shell, in there thinking about things and not ever sticking his head out into… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
“How strange it must be, thought Tortoise looking out to sea, to have no edge to one's world. We have a beach; we know… — Benedict Blathwayt Copy Share Image
“The words for what I want to say right now don't exist. Everything sounds…so cliché.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Gran swatted his butt and shooed him away out the door. "Now, we can get down to business." She rubbed her hands together like… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“He pulled my face up with his hand cupping my cheek and kissed me on my trembling mouth. He smoothed his hands down my… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Dad, he's different. He's not going to take advantage of me." "I hope not, 'cause I'd hate to go to prison for murder." I… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry," I muttered. "My subconscious is apparently obsessed with you.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“You don't appreciate the things that come easy. The things we fight for are the things we keep with us forever.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Your heart beat is my favorite thing to listen to. When you look at me and your heart rate jumps.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Was he laughing at me? Was I so pathetic that the thought that not only getting caught, but being humiliated with laughter was appropriate… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Her chest began to quake softly. "Why?" "Why what, sweetheart?" I said gently. "Why do you want me?" I didn't even have to think.… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“He understood that I was in my own head and I was safe there. I'd come back when I felt like I could.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image