Beefy Quote by Shelly Crane

“Does the beef salute the butcher as it throbs to it's knees?”

— Clive Barker

“Ham or roast beef?” he asked. “Yes,” she said, stretching. He hesitated, then smiled crookedly. “You are a dreamer if you think you get…

— Elizabeth Lowell

“I observed the cowboy in his natural element. He liked to work with no shirt on, which seemed so perfectly right and not at…

— Alice Clayton

“She ran to catch up but he set a pace he hoped would keep her from talking. Past the sodas, he picked up a…

— Lisa Ladew

“I used to be a butcher. She used to come into my store. Every week I would set apart the best piece of meat…

— Brandon Stanton

“Finally I grinned and said, "I won't eat meat if it's been overcooked." She (Amarinda) glanced up at me, confused, and I added, "I…

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had…

— Jenny Lawson

“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of…

— Jeff Strand

“I’d hate to have my roomies walk in on me while I’m bludgeoning the beefsteak.”

— Carmen Jenner

“how I wish I could fist a bit of old-fashioned beef in the fore-castle, as I used to when i was before the mast.”

— Herman Melville

Here you go, dear."" The corners of Mrs. Colbert's mouth curled up. "You like meat, don't you?" Emily blinked. Was it her, or did…

— Sara Shepard

“Soren huffed. “I saw her looking at me when we were changing into our uniforms.” “She was looking at you because you’re built like…

— Veronica Rossi