Fireplaces Quote by Shel Silverstein

During the fire: 'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across…

— Pittacus Lore

My friend are the ones who when a house is on fire they roast marshmallows and hit on the firefighters and yell TAKE OFF…

— Nishan Panwar

What if the house catches fire?” “Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you’ll go down with the ship. If there’s a tornado, I’ll meet…

— Rachel Vincent

“And, instead of pelting these babbling idiots with their own freshly toasted marshmallows, everyone else sitting around the fire is often nodding and smiling…

— Stephen King

“Life is a bonfire where everyone else has brought marshmallows, and you—a stick.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Never spontaneously combust alone, or without a bag of marshmallows nearby.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The fire sings to the marshmallow, and the song turns the marshmallow brown because that's what marshmallows do when they're happy.”

— Rita Leganski

“What if you’re wrong? What if I screw up and the world burns?” Fadil shrugged. “Then I’ll buy marshmallows and we’ll watch it burn…

— Shaun David Hutchinson

“You can’t kill me with a bullet, darling. You’ll just piss me off.” – Sundown “Maybe, but shooting you might be fun. And while…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“One day,” I said softly. “I’m going to show you the definition of that so call death magic. I’m going to shoot fire up…

— Alina Meuangkhot

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d never shoot shrapnel at a bear, because why ruin a perfectly good rug like that?”

— Jarod Kintz