Humor Quote by Shawn Wayans Download Open image ““Yo! Hold my poodle!”” — Shawn Wayans ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humorous
“Sooner or later I may figure out why you like being a kept poodle.” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“ “You can do it, Noodles!” Wally said so loudly everyone heard. I licked his nose, and then ran in a circle. My wings… — Kersten Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“I like the pooch. When I’ve had a dog’s snout in my mouth, we tend to develop a special bond.” — Randy Quarles Copy Share Image
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
We pay homage to the people who came before, doing satires, like Mel Brooks; we're just carrying the torch. — Shawn Wayans Copy Share Image
We all write, but the script is a blueprint. We can lose whole scenes when we're shooting. — Shawn Wayans Copy Share Image
For Scary Movie 2, we had a due date and had to work fast. And though there's a lot of pressure, as artists, we… — Shawn Wayans Copy Share Image
We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, we're going… — Shawn Wayans Copy Share Image
I knew when I was 6. I just knew it; I didn't care about nothing else. If I didn't make it in this world,… — Shawn Wayans Copy Share Image
We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny. — Shawn Wayans Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
