Beer Quote by Sharyn McCrumb

When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That…

— Mike Royko

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

— Anonymous

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling…

— Evelyn Waugh

“Bavarian beer to destroy the sympathy of the United States with the French Republic. METZ, October 12.—While examining”

— Various

“Like everybody else in the cocktail lounge, he was softening his brain with alcohol. This was a substance produced by a tiny creature called…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Then there was an odd snack called 'bread and beer' in the afternoon, a bit of dry bread and the most extraordinary drink, which…

— Jon Lellenberg

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.

— Rick Warren

“Like everybody else in the cocktail lounge, he was softening his brain with alcohol. This was a substance produced by a tiny creature called…

— Kurt Vonnegut

It is not “just beer,” it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, food and television advertising, can be extraordinarily good or…

— Stephen Beaumont

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

There are a lot of carbs in beer.

— Steve Smith