Quote by Shane Dawson Download Open image “I'll write a song about your baby dick...It's average!'” — Shane Dawson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You a naughty lady, and sophisticated. I'll be honored baby, if you have my baby. — WillIAm Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
You can't plan to write a great song. It just happens to you. It drops in your lap. It's the same thing with a… — Neil Diamond Copy Share Image
The way to write really good songs is to write about the things that happen in your life and where you are in the… — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
I write all the time, and I write a lot of songs, but before I started putting out records, those songs always just ended… — Kevin Morby Copy Share Image
I've been writing songs ever since I can remember. As I was in fetal position, I was etching songs into my mom's placenta. — Skrillex Copy Share Image
I usually don't write songs by people calling me and saying, 'Write a song about this.' Usually I'm just going with what I want… — Diane Warren Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Throughout whatever I do, I always just say "Director" first. I am directing the storylines and I'm creating what it is. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
The only time I ever think about making a Vine video is when I'm pooping. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I get it, okay? I shouldn't be doing this. I shouldn't be giving Jake Paul a platform. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
On YouTube, you know, if you say something, you know, that triggers somebody, it becomes a whole controversy, a whole thing - and all… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
Make the videos that you want to watch. Don't think about who is going to be upset or offended. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I was not really worried about what people thought of me or how offensive my jokes were. I was just kind of saying whatever… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
“To everyone who gets me, thank you. To everyone who doesn't, thank you too. You give me the motivation to keep succeeding just to… — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
