"Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers.……" — Shalom Auslander

"Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers. Rapists. Thieves. Nothing good ever happens in a van. Police should be allowed to arrest van drivers without cause. The van is the cause, asshole."

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