Shalom Auslander Quotes
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It couldn't be an all-bad world, could it, not with birds who warble and call? Maybe that was the secret - to find the few…
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Vans are the vehicles of murderers. Serial Killers. Rapists. Thieves. Nothing good ever happens in a van. Police should be allowed to arrest van drivers…
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Expecting hell, we're ill prepared for heaven.
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Anger and depression are not diseases or dysfunctions or anomalies; they are perfectly rational responses to the myriad avoidable disappointments that begin in a thoroughly…
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Write something dangerous. Say something you shouldn’t. Blow something up. But well.
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Written with passion, honesty, humor, and a stubborn, rebellious optimism, Dear Marcus is like nothing I've ever read. When a bullet in the back told…
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His intelligence only exacerbated the guilt Kugel felt for bringing him into the world. It was one thing to have condemned a child to life,…
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Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.
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...the greatest source of misery in the world, the greatest cause of anguish and hatred and sadness and death, was neither disease nor race nor…
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Kugel was a firm believer that death was not always a bad thing - that life often reached such levels of crapitude that dying was…
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