Suicide note Quote by Seth Meyers

“I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better." "Bad deduction," Jessie said. "If…

— Jennifer Crusie

“In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.” “Bad deduction,” Jessie said. “If that were true, I’d…

— Jennifer Crusie

“Who the hell was this woman that he shared a bed with? A life with. Anger and raw pain surged through Harrison as he…

— Katie Reus

Tarzan is direct; he doesn't ask Jane if they might have a meaningful relationship or if they can get together for lunch sometime.

— Baron Kahn Richard Kahn

I love Tom Ford. I love Harrison Ford, too.

— Riff Raff

Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.

— Emma Stone

“I fell in love with Caligula and now I'm married to Calvin.”

— Jean Stafford

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

— Jane Ace

If Lucas is cheating on Lindsey, than he has to be man enough to tell her himself.

— Nathan Scott

Congratulations to Charlie Sheen, who's marrying his longtime girlfriend. I have to say...Charlie Sheen has a longtime girlfriend?

— Jimmy Kimmel

“No way was he going off to D.C. leaving Taylor in Texas to finish up her odd double major in theatre and human biology…

— Lori Wilde

I think I can speak for a lot of people in that they would be pretty nervous about meeting Harrison Ford, and I was…

— Asa Butterfield