First time Quote by Seth Meyers

“It is being reported that Kate Hudson may be pregnant with boyfriend Alex Rodriguez's baby. If true it would be the first time A-Rod has ever produced in October.”

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Police in Portland, Oregon told a woman who was skating nude to stop after construction workers complained. Which raises the question: what in God's…

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A pair of identical twins in China married another pair of identical twins. What are the odds of that? Actually, in China, about 3 to 1.

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The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

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A man walks down the street. It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around. He doesn't speak the language. He holds no currency. He is a foreign man. He is surrounded by the sound, sound of cattle in the marketplace, scatterlings and orphanages. He looks around, around he sees angels…

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“I’m so stressed that a weird Olympic-style commentary starts up in my head. And here we have Zelah Green, the fourteen-year-old champion of rituals, attempting the afternoon toilet-touching event for the first time … I take my first faltering step towards the rim. And she’s approaching the target, booms the voice. Steady approach, good footwork … My right hand, naked…

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“I’m waiting for you,” he murmured, smiling a slow, familiar grin that seemed to hint at a secret between them. And for the first…

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“Treat every natural beauty you met as if you see them for the first and last time!”

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“I won’t break your heart. For the first time in my life, I’ve found something worth fighting for, someone more important than me.”

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Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time.

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When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,…

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When my kids were in the school play for the first time, I decided I had to make the costumes from scratch and bought…

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“I will run every mile, i will save every line, i will say i reached the top and i will fall back down standing. I will write down every thing, the good and the bad,I will wake up one day and go back to the start. I will notice that the good ones were nothing but my beautiful lines, were…

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“Or maybe your magic isn't that destructive after all. The rain of Doritos, the bed thing,this...Maybe it's just that you create too big, you know?" When I could find my voice, I said, "Cal, that might be the nicest thing anyone's said to me since we got here." He twirled one of the naked roots between his fingers, and didn't…

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