Kansas Quote by Scott Turow

“Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore" "You did not just say that”

— Morgan Matson

“Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”

— L. Frank Baum

“When anything is going to happen in this country, it happens first in Kansas”

— William Allen White

“We're not in Fairyland! We're in Kansas!”

— Sarah Zettel

“For crying out loud, Baker, what rock have you been living under? Oh, yeah, you're from Kansas." He said it as if Kansas were…

— Clare Vanderpool

“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot…

— John Cheese

(...) I don´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -You´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at his own…

— Alexandra Adornetto

“Even though the place looked like Kansas, I didn´t need to tell Toto that my Facebook Places status wasnñt anywhere on the planet Earth,…

— John Corwin

“Where have you been?" he asked slowly. "Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better…

— Kevin Sylvester

“I cannot understand why you should wish to leave this beautiful country and go back to the dry, gray place you call Kansas." "That…

— L. Frank Baum

“Hallverson at the head of the table. “Hmm,” Hallverson says. “I’m not sure our plumbing can”

— Casey Calouette

“Manhattan is a small town. It has to be. Only half a dozen places in Kansas are anything else.”

— Raymond Chandler