Last night Quote by Scott Snyder

“I've been young & dumb, and if I were never called out on it I would now be older and dumber.”

— Karen E. Quinones Miller

“it's like an old movie-- 35 years old-- that nobody ever saw or understood but me and even though the critics would dub it…

— Charles Bukowski

“Take what you see on TV, mix in a guy who's turned 30 and still doesn't have a job, throw in some Uncle Remus…

— Michael Stipe

“I can't believe you all had so much fun being young. I just want to be old. I want to be old and rich…

— Megan Jean Sovern

“Those who express even a little of themselves never become old-fashioned.”

— Robert Henri

“I say fuck the old advice 'show, don't tell.' It's called story TELLING for a reason, and I'll stick to it!”

— Ashly Lorenzana

“How did I get to be this old and still have to put up with so much crap?”

— T.W. Lawless

All the shows we did pre-airdate, and I'd come out - "Rob Lowe!" - and it was [Offers bored applause.] After the show aired?…

— Rob Lowe

“One day you woke up, looked around and started saying things like, “It was better back then,” or, “Music nowadays is just noise,” and…

— John Hunt

I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many times as…

— Ray William Johnson

“the most weird things about elders, they learned it on a quiet younger age & don't want us to.”

— Srinivas Shenoy

“Whereas I could conform to an emo crowd easily enough, pretending to matriculate from upper crust asshats was too surreal. Goose insisted my stellar…

— J.A. Saare