Air Quote by Saul Williams

Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I met a man with no feet, so I took his shoes. I mean, it…

— Stephen Hawking

I was angered , for I had no shoes .Then I met a man who had no feet

— Mabor Maker Kulang

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now…

— George Carlin

I've worn some ugly shoes.

— Julie Bowen

I'm not one of those people that wears something once and tosses it aside. I wear my shoes until they beg to be thrown…

— Rachel Nichols

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re…

— Steven Wright

I once felt bad because I had no shoes, and then I met a man who had no feet. He was wearing an ankle…

— Dana Gould

I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

— Dave Barry

I haven't walked a day in your shoes, but I'm sure I've walked down some of the same dark roads.

— Sonya Parker

I got shoes under my feet.

— Darius Rucker

I've got, legit, three to four hundred pairs of shoes. And I don't walk, which is funny.

— Dylan Alcott

I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?

— Derek Landy