Clumsy Quote by Sarah Hepola

“Disaster is never very far away during human walking, and often enough it strikes without warning. The banana-skins of life are ready and waiting…

— John Russell Napier

“I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don’t like bananas much—they’re so mealy—but they’re a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly…

— Corinne Duyvis

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’d put a banana on my tray, too. That, at least, didn’t remind me of anything trying to kill me. Could you kill someone…

— St Crow Lili

“The banana skins of life are ready and waiting for the over confident, the elderly and the drunk.”

— John Napier

“But I pushed and pulled in vain, the wheels would not turn. It was as though the brakes were jammed, and heaven knows they…

— Samuel Beckett

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”

— James Patterson

“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!”

— Anonymous

“I take the long way home and circle the neighborhood. The leaves have started to fall and collect in small heaps under the carefully…

— Julie Buxbaum