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“But naturally my shoulder, sir,’ mooed the animal contentedly, ‘nobody else’s is mine to offer.”

— Douglas Adams

“I led her into the newsroom, removed the sheet, and pointed to the statue of the Bombinating Beast. She gestured to me that I…

— Lemony Snicket

“I have named them the hounds of Sisyphus.”

— Anne Rice

“That was part of the job, to pretend to listen, to feign concern. There are three professions who play at that game; barkeeps are…

— William Lashner

“She gave a short laugh to throw him off track. "It so happens I am a trifle more sophisticated than that. I hardly go…

— Linda Lee Chaikin

“The Captain, so close as he was, didn’t warrant their attention. Even a fly on a horse’s hindquarters gets a tail whip. And that…

— Greever Williams

“I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I said, "Sometimes.”

— Joe R. Lansdale

“Jobs barked at him.”

— Walter Isaacson

Thanks for everything.” “As you wish,” the captain said. If axes could frown, I’m sure he would have. “Stay sharp,” Carter told him.

— Rick Riordan

“Cardan glances toward me, as though for help. When I am silent, he frowns, annoyed with both of us. 'Although I am wearing the…

— Holly Black

“ Submit! Juliet's Joy screeches underneath him at no one in particular. "I've got to get a new horse," the Mayor mutters.”

— Patrick Ness

“Push off, and sitting well in order smite the sounding furrows”

— Ulysses Tennyson