Text Quote by Sara Wolf

“Issues are like tissues. You pull one out and another appears!”

— Gary Goldstein

“I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't…up to scratch”

— Andrea K. Höst

“I'd change you bandages for you, but you don't have any and that's a big issue here.”

— Douglas Coupland

“I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.”

— Terry Price

“Is there anyone here who has a genuine medical problem?”

— Dr. Martin Ellingham

“Apologies do not make good bandages.”

— Clementine von Radics

“Do you know what happens to scar tissue? it's the stongest part of the skin.”

— Michael R. Mantell

“But also be careful to not hit with words, For sometimes that hurts worse each time it occurs.”

— Sherrill S. Cannon

“Nothing stings quite like an unanswered text message.”

— Paula Stokes

“One need not put up with unpleasant things. There are remedies after all.”

— Christina Pantoja Hidalgo

“Nothing can ease pain like a human touch .”

— Anonymous

“I do not write to you, but of you,/because the paper that we write on/is our perishable skin.”

— Melissa Lee-Houghton