Quote by Sara Underwood Download Open image “A lady just drove past me and yelled, stupid b*$ learn how to drive! I said, you are mean!” — Sara Underwood ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. — Heather Brewer Copy Share Image
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever had a woman yell that at me, but women have yelled mean things at me as well. — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
I learned to drive when I was 35. I'm driving like an old lady and very close to the wheel. I don't take many… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
I was at the Truck stop and this trucker started to Bitch at me about how I was parked. I asked him if he's a Bitch? He said hu? I told him you sure sound like one! Lol!!! He just stood there as I walked away… Hopefully everyone else is having a better day…;) — Sam Copy Share
“Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah, so are… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
You can drive.” When he raised an eyebrow, she said, "I've had enough contact with human males to realize you seem to have a… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“I experienced car creepery at thirteen. I was walking home from middle school past a place called the World’s Largest Aquarium—which, legally, I don’t know how they could call it that, because it was obviously an average-sized aquarium. Maybe I should start referring to myself as the World’s Tallest Man and see how that goes? Anyway, I was walking home… — Tina Fey Copy Share
If I had a quarter for every time I have Googled the difference between 'then' and 'than'...I wouldn't be rich, but I would be… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Did you know you can have good eyelash hair days and bad eyelash hair days? It's true. Just ask, me. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Yes, slippers that heat up and keep your feet warm sound nice. But because you called them, hot booties…oh hellllllllllllll noooooooo! — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar, he did so good,… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
I am so sick of my bangs, but I don't think after 28 years I can part with them. Hahaha, 'part' with them, ahahaha,… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a clue! Hellllllooo! DUR! — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Just lost on Words with Friends, I am way to close to menstruating to handle this properly. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
