Being Quote by Sara Pascoe

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

If watching television doesn't hasten death, it surely manages to make death very inviting; for television so shamelessly sentimentalizes and romanticizes death that it…

— John Irving

Being on TV is like being alive, only more so.

— John Updike

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

— Michael Caine

I laugh, cry, go for movies, eat popcorn. All these things are pretty relaxing for me.

— Tabu

One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things all of…

— Mary Roach

Television is really what we've been looking for all our lives… [It's] perfect. You turn a few knobs and lean back and drain your…

— Raymond Chandler

Things shouldn't hinge on so very little. Sneeze and you're highway carnage. Remove one tiny stone and you're an avalanche statistic. But I guess…

— Miriam Toews

“Although it might seem like a nightly relaxation ritual, watching television can add to your stress because it pulls you away from other things…

— S.J. Scott

When I used to watch TV when I was young, it was a fun space which helped us relax and de-stress.

— Vikrant Massey