When I was 14, I auditioned for Michael Barrymore's 'My Kind Of People'. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
The Apollo seats 3,600 people: I could hear them making a huge noise for Milton Jones and Lee Mack. If the audience… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I've been an actor since I was 18. So that's my proper job. But I was not a very successful actor, if… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
When I was at university, I did essays on political theatre. And it was really frustrating that the ideas weren't reaching the… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I don't feel like a very feminine woman sometimes. I feel manly. When I was in my twenties I would say I… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I wanted the audience to write stories and then read them out if they wanted to. It's always the best part of… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
There's nothing you can't tell to an audience, because they're all people who've had lives. The only thing they don't want to… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
The definition of comedy is 'unsafe space' - you can't control what people laugh at. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
That's the thing: when I listen on public transport, my headphones act as a separator - a wired barrier between me and… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Sometimes people give to charity because they have been persuaded to believe in a cause, sometimes just to get rid of you… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Comedy, surprisingly for a form that intends to bring joy and joviality, is always upsetting people. Jokes rely on broad strokes, stereotypes,… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I hate how old people get in my way when I'm swimming. You're trying to get into the zone and normally, if… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Even quicker than the development of super-technology is the human adaptation to taking it for granted. We live in a world where… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I wrote on my website that veganism isn't right for everyone and the first thing you have to consider is nutrition. I was saying… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
There's nothing you can't tell to an audience, because they're all people who've had lives. The only thing they don't want to watch is… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I thought all comedy was stupid. I went to watch a friend do stand-up and I thought absolutely everyone was terrible. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Someone who didn't do comedy might think it was awful to have someone talking about you. But I just love the attention, even if… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, an idea swooshed into his marsupial brain like a small propeller plane buzzing a crowd. ‘Why didn’t I think of that?” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“What’s “ague?”‘ Raya asked. ‘Malaria.’ Oscar said. ‘Oh, great.’ ‘Hey, you want plague? They got that too.’ Raya ignored the cat.” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Extensive analysis was conducted before deciding whether consumers would respond better to a male or female imprisoned in their phone. Almost every country in… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“The light inside houses was always so golden yellow. Oswald wondered if humans saved up sunshine and piped it through their lamps.” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
It's unfair but true: youth is attractive, curvy women are attractive, outliers who look a bit different to everybody else are attractive. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
When I was little, I wore shoes that were too small for me for years, so my feet grew weird, so my little toenails… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
The Apollo seats 3,600 people: I could hear them making a huge noise for Milton Jones and Lee Mack. If the audience doesn't make… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
