Love Quote by Samantha Sotto

It's better to love a short...

— Martin Short

“I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-inch erection. It wasn’t his—he was just holding…

— Jarod Kintz

“I long for your love like the length of a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm not short," Daisy muttered. "Short women are never mysterious, or elegant, or pursued by handsome men. And they're always treated like children. I…

— Lisa Kleypas

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”

— Jarod Kintz

Life is to short. So is your penis.

— Camilia

“You know, Rose, Mr. Louie's altogether my idea of what a gentleman should be. He's a little bit undersized, I know. But there! What's…

— Countess Barcynska

“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve also shortened my penis (as impossible as that sounds), in…

— Jarod Kintz

“when Rownt penises grew an easy two feet longer and picked up a good thirty pounds as part of their erections. “Enjoying”

— Lyn Gala

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

— David Chambless

Great men are but life-sized. Most of them, indeed, are rather short.

— Max Beerbohm