"The average tourist wants to go to places……" — Sam Ewing
"The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists."
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50 Quotes by Sam Ewing
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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
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Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to…
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a…
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
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Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
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When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the…
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't…
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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
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I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in…
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I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be…
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It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done…
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If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or…
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Just to keep up with population growth, on average our economy needs to be adding about 125,000 jobs per month.
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