"That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough.……" — Ryan Stiles
"That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy."
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23 Quotes by Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles has 23 quotes on this site.
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We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of…
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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and…
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling…
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
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The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!
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More Dough Quotes
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I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless…
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I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
— Sandra Bullock
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Here take back the stuff that I am, nature, knead it back into the dough of being, make of me…
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
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Yes, I've made a great deal of dough from my fiction, but I never set a single word down on…
— Stephen King
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I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the…
— Maria Bamford
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The role of the schoolmaster is to collect little plastic lumps of human dough from private households and shape them…
— Edward Alsworth Ross
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I have noticed bakers with swelled hands, and painful, too; in fact the hands of all such workers become much…
— Bernardino Ramazzini
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Can I hit it in the morning with out giving you have of my dough?
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If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused.…
— Stephen Colbert
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Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes…
— Stephen Colbert
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I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the…
— Sharon Stone
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Don't expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various…
— Giada De Laurentiis
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