"Back off or the lizard gets it!"
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Ryan Stiles
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23 Quotes by Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles has 23 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
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We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of…
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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and…
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling…
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
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The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!
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More Lizard Quotes
This quote is filed under Lizard Quotes,
one of 57 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver…
— Nicolas Cage
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I think like the species I am studying, whatever it is. If I am watching a lizard, I become the…
— Desmond Morris
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The lizard that jumped from a high Iroko tree to the ground said he would praise himself if no-one else…
— Chinua Achebe
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The people who bind themselves to systems are those who are unable to encompass the whole truth and try to…
— Ivan Turgenev
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Every lizard lies on its belly, so we cannot tell which has a belly-ache
— Chinua Achebe
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York...Is that the Big One I hear in…
— Bill Hicks
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The sort of man who likes to spend his time watching a cage of monkeys chase one another, or a…
— H. L. Mencken
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Here we find the moat of thieves. And just as a lizard, with a quick, slick slither, Flicks across the…
— Dante Alighieri
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Bless me Father, I ate a lizard.
— Walter M. Miller, Jr.
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Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard,…
— Konrad Lorenz
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I was amplifying the negative at the expense of the positive, not to serve any useful function, not to make…
— Seth Godin
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And there's nothing wrong with being a lizard either. Unless you were born to be a hawk.
— Leigh Bardugo
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