Cowboy Quote by Roy Bean Download Open image “You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.” — Roy Bean ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cowboy Cowboy wisdom Inspirational Love Men
Seems to me God made a big mistake when He failed to put handles on watermelons. — Karen Cushman Copy Share Image
Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake… — Jad Abumrad Copy Share Image
If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat — Wally Amos Copy Share Image
If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you put a… — Seungsahn Copy Share Image
When you do anything completely different from a beaten path, many tend to pounce on you. — Ram Gopal Varma Copy Share Image
The best fruits are plucked for each by some hand that is not his own. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
As a kid, I really, truly believed that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, something really bad was going to happen. — Stephanie Beatriz Copy Share Image
Spring with its wavin' green grass and heaps of sweet-smellin' flowers on every hill and in every dale. — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
And finally Winter, with its bitin', whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow. — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
A decent cowboy does not take what belongs to someone else and if he does he deserves to be strung up and left for… — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
You have been tried by twelve good men and true, not of your peers but as high above you as heaven is of hell,… — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
Gentlemen, I find the law very explicit on murdering your fellow man, but there's nothing here about killing a Chinaman. Case dismissed. — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
And Fall, with her yeller harvest moon and the hills growin' brown and golden under a sinkin' sun. — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40. — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Whether I'm in the main event or on the preliminary card, the same Cowboy is going to be out there. — Donald Cerrone Copy Share Image
“Let's face it. I'm the romantic equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle. Men date me then disappear , never to be heard from again." Jaymes,… — Olivia Jaymes Copy Share Image
Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles DeGaulle and Disraeli, but I didn't…out of respect for DeGaulle… — Oriana Fallaci Copy Share Image
“Howdy, ma'am. You always talk to yourself?” Velia glanced up into bright eyes, as blue as the flame on a cigarette lighter, belonging to… — Mary J. McCoy-Dressel Copy Share Image
Freebird Michael Hayes was my first broadcast partner who was a pure, 100% antagonist. Hayes and I joined forces during Cowboy Bill Watts' attempt at expanding the Mid-South brand by renaming Mid-South Wrestling the Universal Wrestling Federation. — Jim Ross Copy Share
A lot of old guys in movies are like cowboys - they talk like cowboys and they dress like cowboys. — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
My uncle Claude was my favorite uncle he was also my godfather. He and I were really, really close. He used to take me to see cowboy movies all the time when I was a little boy because I loved cowboy movies. He got a cowboy name for me, which was Smokey Joe. So from the time I was three… — Smokey Robinson Copy Share
I love vintage cowboy boots, and some days I'm into platform stilettos encrusted in jewels. It's really all over the place. — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' — Alek Wek Copy Share Image